Man Living With no Liver Gets Heart Transplant

A 22 Year Old Smoke-A-Holic Man Living Without a Liver For Four Years Recieves Heart Transplant

Man Living With no Liver Gets Heart Transplant

Police Arrest a Man During His Vasectomy Surgery

Police arrested a man early this morning at the scene of a low speed police chase reaching speeds of 105 mph. The chase ended with a crash. The suspect was released from the hospital yesterday after doctors let a surgical scd155412 knife slip and cut off the mans testicles during a basic vasectomy, he will be charged with DUI, driving erratically in a hospital emergency zone, failure to stop and make a donation at the fake Santa in front of the mall, and offensive and lude farting in public.

Police arrested a man early this morning at the scene of a low speed police chase reaching speeds of 105 mph. The chase ended with a crash. The suspect was released from the hospital yesterday after doctors let a surgical scd155412 knife slip and cut off the mans testicles during a basic vasectomy, he will be charged with DUI, driving erratically in a hospital emergency zone, failure to stop and make a donation at the fake Santa in front of the mall, and offensive and lude farting in public.
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NASA to release a clone of one of the UFO creatures from area 51

FBI Arrest Cuban Scientist for Cloning the Castro Brothers. The clones turned out as two crippled jackasses.

In just one week, NASA will release a clone of one of the captured 1949 UFO space creatures from world famous area 51.
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Man Arrested for Breaking Wind in Crowded Walmart Store

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A man was arrested by police after farting in a crowded Walmart store and Christmas shoppers were sickend by fumes from the stink filled blow out which cleared the store in a record forty one seconds.

man attacked and molested at shopping mall

A eighty one year old Miami Beach man was viciously attacked and molested at shopping mall. Police say the attacker was nude and wearing sunglasses at the time of the attack. The event took place on Washington Blvd Miami Beach in broad day light.
Wittnesses told police the attacker was a chubby shark weighing about 300 pounds. Police say this is the third attack this week and patrol has been beefed up at all Miami Beach malls and ice cream stands.

eighty one year old man was viciously attacked and molested at shopping mall

Woman Reports Stolen Christmas Tree to Police

A Florida woman living homeless in the Florida Keys call ed police on her cell phone to report rhat her Christmas tree had been stolen.

Florida woman in southern everglades used her cell phone to call and report her Christmas tree had gone missing

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Woman Dressed in Diaper Injured in Car Crash

police say a lady dressed only in t-shirt and a baby diaper was eating pickles and drinnking a glass of milk when she wrecked her car

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A woman who wrecked her car had to explain what she was doing when she wrecked her car actually told police officers she was drinking milk and eating pickles, but, the lady could not explain why she was dressed only in a t-shirt and a baby diaper. Police say the lady dosn’t work at nasa and was not in route to a mental hospital.
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Quick Lunch – Clean Falseteeth

Man Cleans Falsteeth in Toilet After a Quick Lunch

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